Submitted by Igor Faletski on December 12, 2006 - 9:47am.
It was just a regular weekday. I hopped a skytrain on my way home from a meeting downtown, found a seat and put on my Bluetooth headphones. Seconds later, my phone was dutifully streaming yet another podcast as I was spacing out, enjoying the view.
Suddenly, it started vibrating. The podcast was still on, so I knew it wasn't a voice call. "The medium is the message" says McLuhan and I couldn't agree more. Only my close friends contact me by SMS and I immediately felt positive, eager to read the news, whatever it was. I was in for a surprise however, as the display contained an unfamiliar prompt. It was asking me this: "Do you want to accept an object from F**K YOU?", only without the stars. My first reaction was "What the hell, of course I am not going to accept anything from a device named like that". Only a millisecond later I realized that the whole point of this was to insult me in this new, cowardly fashion. The object (likely, an image or a sound) itself could have been even more offensive.
As it was a Bluetooth prompt (most people keep Bluetooth off, but as an early adopter of a pair of wireless headphones, I don't), I knew it was someone close by. Of about a dozen people in the train car two or three were playing with their phones. There was no way to find out exactly who did that - it could have been someone from an adjacent car, even. I had trouble imagining that the offender would do this without getting the satisfaction of watching me look around the train, so I started thinking that it was the person behind me. I turned around just to be greeted by a smile of a gray-haired lady.
It all happened in just under a minute, but every time I think about this, the consequences seem more and more foreboding. Anyone wearing a headset obviously has Bluetooth enabled on their communication device. My headphones manifest their wireless nature with a light that blinks blue every three or four seconds (it's totally unnecessary and makes me feel like a helicopter flying around in the fog with its warning lights turned on). Most, if not all Bluetooth implementations output the object exchange prompt on the main screen (it's assumed that the owner of the phone is aware of the incoming transfer). Therefore, anyone can easily offend multiple people using a trivial Bluetooth broadcast. It's even worse than internet spam, as mobile devices are considered highly personal.
